Fake friending

When you become a "friend" of someone to solely get something from them. Pretending to be someone's friend to take advantage of them.

She ended up fake friending Jane so she could score Rihanna tickets.

by serenavand September 6, 2010

Fake out

When a parent wraps an empty box in Christmas paper to fuck with their kids.

Made famous in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when did it to Dennis and Dee and screamed "fake out" when they opened their gifts.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

fake impeachment inquiry

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Facebook fake

a fucker who decides to take people pictures and uses it for themselves. In other words impersonating someone.

Wow look at that facebook fake. she's totally fake i have seen her pictures on photobucket

by Ballin 77 April 26, 2010

Fake eyelash girl

Girl who wears fake eyelashes on a regular basis, not just on special occassions. She is as fake as her eyelashes. Fake hair extensions, fake nails, fake tan, lots of make-up, lots of fake accessories...etc. Her main goal in life is to find a sugar daddy to support her fake habit. Girls can see right through them but guys are blinded by the fake beauty. If she took all the "fake" off, she would just be another washed-up plain jane.

She ignored the seemingly average guy until she saw his new ride, that's when the fake eyelash girl instantly befriended him.

by hollaatchagirl2 June 12, 2011

fake gay

a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.

guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?

guy 2: no, i thought he was gay

guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.

by amliekxe August 5, 2010

Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

by dats2dope January 7, 2010