Dgaf teacher

<Noun>
A teacher that either dresses Dgaf and/or as a Dgaf attitude. These teachers are the teachers who let you text in class, talk, and listen to your iPod. If your lucky, your teacher will even let you use his/her computer.
Nick: Ugh I hate my study hall its so boring.

Natha: I love mine, we got Mrs. Boat, shes totally a Dgaf teacher.
by dats2dope December 16, 2009
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Koti

<noun>
Douchebag stoner

Any kid at school whos smokes weed, and tells everyone about it like its some kind of achievement.

Not only will he tell everyone about it, he'll smoke weed at lunch/break and show up to class stoned, then will tell everybody how he just hit the bong before World History class.

Its only a matter of time before he gets caught, by either the teacher; the preps, nerds, or even the other stoners snitch on him. (For being such a poser)
Koti: "Duuuuuuude im so high righhhhht nowwww."

James: "Haha dude, im telling on you."

Koti: "No! Pleas no! I cant get caught again!"

James: "Chill dude i was just kidding....but try and hold of on the bong hits before Bible class okay?"
by dats2dope January 07, 2010
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Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.
One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."
by dats2dope January 05, 2010
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hypokush

<noun>

A hypocritical stoner

They'll jump all over someone and tell them why weed is wrong. Then they'll go smoke it themselves.
I cant belive that guy at lazer quest told me my codename couldnt be "OG Kush," when hes out on his break smoking it. What a hypokush.
by dats2dope January 20, 2010
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Tunk

The area of the male body encompassing both the penis and the testicles. The guy equivalent of the swear word "cunt," created to be used as a word to be completely unacceptable to polite society.

The word first appeared in the comic book "Kick-Ass," issue 6 (written by Mark Millar) as a cuss-word made up by Dave's friends sometime before lunchtime.
Dave: "Tunk?"

Marty: "As in your cock and your balls. Toddie said all the best ones have "U," and "K," and we thought this could be the guy equivalent of "cunt."

Toddy: "As in something just completely unacceptable to polite society."
by dats2dope April 14, 2010
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MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
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Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
by dats2dope January 08, 2010
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