Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 4, 2008

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.

"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"

by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008

custompayload

stupid malware developer who also is racist, sexist, and just a godawful deranged person.

bro custompayload used the exact same pastebin in his non obf and obf rat
TFAM would like to thank CustomPayload for convincing many young individuals against distributing malware

by pandaninjas February 14, 2023

bustin custard

The act of ejaculating semen out of an erect penis.

Earlier today, after leaving the Cold Stone Creamery, I decided that it was time to start bustin custard all over an unsuspecting woman's face.

by boooooopbooooop September 15, 2010

custom emoticons

Bill gate's way of telling you that he owns your soul, and there's no escape.

"It's kinda difficult to read what anyone says with poorly chosen emoticons."
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"

by Thegreatnick September 5, 2005

custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.

ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.

by ics' February 15, 2006

custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.

"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009