Definitions by MadToast

Custard 

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

Custard by MadToast May 4, 2008