condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

Condon

A leprechaun of a man that uses trickery and shiny objects to sleep with women. As with most victims of leprechauns, the more greedy/opportunistic a woman is the more likely she will be to be trapped by a Condon.

The other type of victim may be someone in a staggering relationship, when he offers to listen. This type of victim is usually convinced by promise of a better future than what she has.

I heard she was having problems in her relationship, but I thought she was smarter than to sleep with a Condon.

by notacondon November 7, 2011

condone

to have your way with someone or something. Sexually.

Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.

by talking_goat April 8, 2009

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

by dabert July 18, 2007

time condom

A deadline which prevents an event or activity from spilling over into the time allotted for another.

This meeting needs a damn time condom.

by gotgenes January 25, 2008

condom baby

A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.

"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.

by Stev Warped November 14, 2004