catholic volleyball

n. Ass-eating threesome

Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.

by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020

A cathole

An asshole person who’s defined by their cats

God Chris is such a cathole

by Daily dick July 10, 2018

Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"

"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"

by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022

Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.

I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.

by Rick Pots November 12, 2018

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023