Orthodox Catholicism 

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Catholit 

When you're hype to be Catholic because it's the one true Christian faith and that's pretty lit. Then by default you are Catholit.

Guy: Do you know that one Catholic girl?
Other guy: yeah she's awesome, some might even say she's Catholit

Catholit by NoodleyC June 20, 2019

cathlic school twitch 

When someone constantly bounces their leg. It got its name because people on catholic school are nervous that the nuns will slap them with a ruler so they bounce their leg.

Her leg is bouncing she must have the cathlic school twitch

cathlic school twitch by anonymous July 17, 2021

Catholizard 

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.

Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?

Catholizard by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011

Roman Catholi-judaism 

A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.

The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.

Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.

Licitra: Faggot

Roman Catholi-judaism by valparaisoooooooo March 31, 2009

Catholicked 

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage

Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

Catholicked by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011

captholic

some "holy" kid always capping. instead of being catholic they captholic.

boy shut the fuck up yo ass captholic.

captholic by no commies and libbies here January 9, 2020