smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

Vag les masques

A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.

"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

Vag Smack of Death

A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.

When Tina called me a dirty whore, I proceeded to give her the Vag Smack of Death.

by WetWillyNumba4 October 21, 2009

toronto vag pic

a picture of the vagina from above. a sky view

boy: "yo mami can i have a toronto vag pic?"

girl: *sends the pic through sc*

by PCHL March 7, 2014

scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

side vag

a sideways vagina, most commonly found on asian prostitutes.

Back in Nam, I had sex with a girl, but she had a side vag!

by sara[h]lizzz July 11, 2006

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011