Twitter

Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.

Person: "I should do homework"

*turns on computer*

Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"

*spends the next hour not doing homework*

by (suck)cessful April 9, 2012

twitter

A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009

twitter hoe

Tennis skirt wearing, choker, free the nipple and French braids gal

'Look at that twitter hoe over there'

'Shes so cool wish I had the guts to free the nip like that'

by Twitterhoegal69 May 17, 2015

Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.

a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.

by BritishTelly March 12, 2009

twitteria

Excessive use of the social networking site twitter.com

He has made 7 tweets in the last 10 minutes. Someone has a bad case of twitteria.

by mejoel January 21, 2010

twitter name bar

A short rap (1 bar) with someone's twitter @name

For example, twitter name bar would commonly trends on twitter as:

@lilmike123: Yo @yungjohn123 can you hook me up with a #twitternamebar

@yungjohn123: Yea, my boy fresher than a kite, keep it real and follow @lilmike123

by ri4n August 30, 2010