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turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.
Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.
by FreekyD February 16, 2020
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turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!
by rusrsrn July 28, 2020
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Turpin Drive

A neighborhood in Richmond, Kentucky built in the 1970’s, known for drug activity, gang activity and violence. This neighborhood is traditionally controlled by the Hoover Crips (or Hoover Criminals).
My friend got robbed yesterday on Turpin Drive
by User2184930 July 31, 2020
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Tucking in Rudy's shirt.

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage
Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.
by ToryScum October 21, 2020
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tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.
"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani
by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020
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Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.
I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul
by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021
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Turfin Rocky

When someone is beautiful, pretty, and acting strange. Usually used by farmers and British people. Originally, the first person to use this word was @bubblewraptre on tiktok.
That gal was turfin rocky, two weeks ago.
by MAPLESQUARE April 18, 2021
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