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turding
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The act of telling
your friends
you are going to go pee and (insert
a couple of
other
activities
/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
Larry:
Welcome back
, how was
the poop
?
Chickie
: I wasn't turding!!!!!
turding
by
rusrsrn
July 28, 2020
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