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Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

pulling a brent

Procrastinating

My homework was due today but I ended up pulling a brent

by iwantmisatotofartonme January 10, 2022

centrifuge

a porn addict

I know this one guy who completed Destroy Dick December.
He's a total centrifuge

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 9, 2024