Trumpatized

Being traumatized by the sheer stupidity of Donald Trump, and the people voting for him.

"What has happened to America? Why are these people supporting this idiot Trump guy?" said Becky.
"I'd be so trumpatized if he actually manages to become president." Cindy replied.
"I'm moving to Canada." Becky responded.

by Fancy ass hoe101 September 7, 2016

trumptacular

1) something that is so utterly funtastic
2) an ironic word that means the opposite of def.1) ie something very crap of mediocer
3) a word which has nothing to do with Donald trump
4) a word which can be useed in place of an adjective u cant remember

Man that was trumptacular

by msytical ninja 01 June 3, 2005

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.

"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"

by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013

trumpet

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

by Diego November 28, 2003

Trumpster

A Trump supporter/voter. It's the beautiful combination of the words "Trump" and "dumpster". They're the dumpster where Trump throws his ramblings, "thoughts" and fake news accusations.

1. Wow. Check out this Trumpster defending Trump after 20 women have accused him of sexual advances.

by Urban Asskiqr December 17, 2017