Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

mac money

amount of money equicalent to buying a macbook i.e $1000 or more

Girl 1: You think I could afford a weave like beyonce ?
Girl 2: You got mac money ?
Girl 1: Nah, but I guess I can skip rent this month...

by Tastetherainbowtrick July 18, 2010

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020

Mac morris

The hottest nigga out there

Sexy nigga like Mac morris

by Mac Manson hater December 22, 2022

Mac & Freak

The act of cooking Mac & Cheese while having sexual intercourse with your partner. Two of the very best things in life, at once. Make sure not to leave the noodles boiling for too long.

Guy 1 “I wanted to have sex with her but I was so hungry, so we Mac & Freaked!”
Guy 2 “Lucky! That is on my bucket list for sure”

by Juggernaut2121 March 30, 2021

Big Mac

Making out with a guy while he shoves a Big Mac up your pussy.

Ughhhh… if my boyfriend doesn’t Big Mac me right now I’m going to kill myself.

by Purple orange September 3, 2022