Brooke watson

Just a cool geezer

Can hack the sesh
Is ginger and can’t tan

“Oh did you see Brooke Watson on holiday she was so burnt but drank sooooo much !”

by Fuck me sideways December 11, 2018

brook landers

Another term for "Beached Whale"

Look at the Brook Landers over at the beach.

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nikki brooks

The hottest milf on porn

“fuck dude have you seen nikki brooks tits”
“there so big dude”

by bigdicklarry69 November 23, 2021

brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.

Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.

by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020

Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)

1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"

by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011

Mountain Brook

While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"

I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.

This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!

People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.

by countryboybutbrookielover March 22, 2009

Garth Brooks

Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!

Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat

by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006