splittin' tiddies

Waisting time

Jim was totally splittin' tiddies when he masturbated instead of doing his calculus homework

by Turtler April 20, 2017

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Splatterhorn

The crap that gets on the bottom of the seat when poop splashes.

The housekeeper was disgusted when they lifted the seat to see the splatterhorn that was left behind.

by keshrin August 29, 2017

slotting grace

When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.

"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."

by RennJoper September 15, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Shlottie

A cocktail containing the bitterest of cider and the most succulent sweetest Rosé wine.

We're out for Kym's birthday tonight's , are you gunna be on the Shlotties?

Where's your shlot mate?

by Whatallyhenamesaretaken December 9, 2017

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018