zoran shank

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.

hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.

by Vlad the Demon of Baby Blood December 12, 2015

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

spankogram

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.

Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."

by TammyS April 26, 2007

spankxy

a really sexy person that deserves a spanking

" i need a good spankxy tonight"

by meganmolly December 29, 2007

Spankadelic

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

spankshui

The art of carefully positioning your office furniture and importantly your computer monitor, so that your back is never to the door, thus allowing people to accidentally walk in on you, mid spank.

Dude, I totally spankshui'ed my office so the old lady can't walk in on me spanking one out to Yasmine Bleeth again.

by The Black Knight IX January 18, 2011

spankruptcy

A person may declare spankruptcy when they have been spanked so many times that their butt is sore, and they cannot withstand any more spanking. The person who declared spankruptcy will be eligible to sit on a soft cushion seat rather than a hard seat until the sore area has healed, at which point they will receive more spankings. Also, spankings will not accrue interest during this period of time.

I wanted to keep spanking her, but she declared spankruptcy. Damn, now I have to bail her ass out.

by sreebecca August 13, 2011