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social murder-suicide 

When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."

social apathitis

...the contagious dis-ease or illness that is epidemic throughout society...

Symptoms include: ignorance and deliberate bashing of the vulnerable groups of people... This sociopathic illness does not discriminate on who is chosen for its carriers: it crosses all races, cultures, econo-classes, ethnicities, ages, genders and orientations, spiritual or sexual.
That politician has social apathitis or he would not have made more cuts to the budget for sick people.
social apathitis by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Social Netwanking 

1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.
Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?

Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.
Social Netwanking by FS2460 February 15, 2010

Social Burnout 

n. (so-shel bern-owt)
One who:
1. Is tired of referring to himself or herself in the third person

2. Is sick of posts detailing what was:
a. eaten for breakfast
b. the way time was spent at the gym
c. the weather when one went outside

3. Remembers when phones were for calling people

or

4. Didn't pay his or her internet bill this month. Kind of on purpose.

n. The process of becoming a social burnout
"--What happened to Joey? I haven't heard from him in days.

--Dude, total social burnout. He's actually talking to people now."
Social Burnout by iamam April 9, 2010

Social Voyeur

someone who enjoys viewing content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation
"Hey Pete, good to see you, I'm loving your status updates and the pics you post"

Pete: "Really now? This is fascinating. You tell me this now that you're bumping into me in the real world, but for some reason you can't click 'like' or add to the conversation. Why do you enjoy & ignore? You're such a social voyeur!"

Social Media Marketing Agency 

A Social Media Marketing Agency is a sort of an Advertising Agency specialized in Social Media Marketing.
www.socialmediamarketing-agency.com is an example of a Social Media Marketing Agency