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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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The Simpsons Effect

When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.
Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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The simpsons

Who the fuckare the simpsons
The Simpsons think they have the all seeing eye but they just a bunch of aliens on replay
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
by solarB August 23, 2022
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Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.
Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!
by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021
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bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.
by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016
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