Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 07, 2009

have a seat my son

A father telling his son to have a seat

"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

by Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 April 05, 2021

move your feet lose your seat

A true and ancient custom among people with access to less chairs than people in need of a seat.

For example Peter goes to the loo and Carlotta steals his seat - when he returns she says "move your feet lose your seat' and Peter can no longer argue.

by seatstealer September 15, 2013

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 17, 2005

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 25, 2006

Back Seat Rough-Em Up

When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis

Did you hear about the girl who got the "Back Seat Rough-Em Up"

by ShrinkeeDickee February 13, 2018

Cabin crew take your seats

Your gonna fucking die

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'

by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018