Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.

Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!

by BarebackJack January 15, 2018

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

Urban Dictionary Roast

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

roast beef gash

A brown appearing vagina. Combining gash and an adjective

I opulent go down on her once I saw her roast beef gash

by Skeletonkeybumps April 19, 2018

roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one March 3, 2011

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023