playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

playing piano

Term used for masturbating

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.

by 3citydogs January 12, 2016

Playing drums

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

two playing

ryan lee - playing two girls at the same time

ryan lee holding hands with alison

by ngoc October 4, 2004

Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him

Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.

by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

by General Septem February 4, 2010