minecraft mobs

These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen

I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper

by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

Minecraft Mod

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft

Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?

by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

The Minecraft Effect

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.

The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!

by jDerf November 23, 2011

Minecraft Sucks

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.

Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks

by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019

1.8.9 Minecraft

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.

Person 1: Let's play some 1.8.9 Minecraft!
Person 2: Sure, what server?

by halloweens November 17, 2021

Dream ( Minecraft )

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )

Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.

I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )

by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022

minecraft meme

A meme that is of such extravagance, it is impossible to explain

Legend 1: Hey have you seen this minecraft meme?
Legend 2: No, I don't think I could handle it if I did

by war_neverchanges December 23, 2017