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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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laid back chick

A girl who sleeps around a lot or has a large amount of guy friends also "whore" would better define a laid back chick.
Hey you know stacey? Yea she is laid back chick.

Have you ever saw Jessica's post on Facebook and Instagram it makes her look like a real laid back chick
by T. T February 24, 2014
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Laid back

An individual personality whom doesn't feel like he or she needs to take charge, can let things slide, go with the flow in a sense.
Bob: Dude, why are you not bothered by what that broad did to you?
Dave: I'm laid back, man. No point in taking it personal.
by Verrückte Hunde August 21, 2019
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Laid back

A descriptive word that refers to a person who is slow to stress about things, prefers to take things at a slow pace and take things in. Can have a positive or negative connotation depending on who you are talking to. You'll find those more high-strung have a significantly more negative understanding of 'laid-back' than most. I.e. notice some of the other UD definitions.
Nothing seems to phase Greg, how is he so laid back?
by Goldencrispynuggets October 24, 2020
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Lairdism

Laird Nugent made a Lairdism when he said "I was joking" after suggesting something very poob.
by Naps101 June 4, 2021
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lardia

Derived from fat lard.
Someone stupid, dumb, fat, annoying, ect...
Ashley: You're ugly!
Julie: LARDIA!!!
by Julieeghjhgjq June 3, 2006
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lardgasm

An ownage snacwidth consisting of white bread with margarine or lard (not buttor) and chocolate, dipped in cocoa made with soylent green. Best served stoned. See stonebaked.net/~bogart/lardgasm.html
Holy crap! I just had an awesome lardgasm.
by Bogart the Pizza Chef December 13, 2008
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