Couve'landia is slang for the city Vancouver located in Washington state north of Portland Oregon. The name derives from the combination of Portlandia, an nickname for Portland, Oregon and The Couve' another nickname for Vancouver Washington.
Many Couve'landians work in Portland, or used to live and work in Portland.
Vancouver another suburb of Portland although not as "hip".
I'm chillin' here in Couve'landia at the strip mallparking lot
A funny & nice person. But when it comes to things she doesn’t mess around. No second chances given . Normally brown hair . Skinny with good legs. Most of the timeslow but pretty. Amazing girl that will be successful in the future.
Lariah's are pretty ,outgoing,loud girls who like to make other peoplehappy. They love to sing&dance there not scared to be them selfs there always happy but if you get on there bad side your in trouble , they don't mind losing friends because its easy for them to make friends
A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.
Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.
You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.
Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.
Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”