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Couve'landia 

Couve'landia is slang for the city Vancouver located in Washington state north of Portland Oregon. The name derives from the combination of Portlandia, an nickname for Portland, Oregon and The Couve' another nickname for Vancouver Washington.

Many Couve'landians work in Portland, or used to live and work in Portland.

Vancouver another suburb of Portland although not as "hip".
I'm chillin' here in Couve'landia at the strip mall parking lot

Leave Portlandia, and live in Couve'landia.
Couve'landia by BuddyandDivine July 31, 2012
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lardia lardtard Ladias Lardcakes Larding lariah Lardface larianny Lariat larda
A funny & nice person. But when it comes to things she doesn’t mess around. No second chances given . Normally brown hair . Skinny with good legs. Most of the time slow but pretty. Amazing girl that will be successful in the future.
Lariana is amazing and beautiful.
lariana by Heypersonitsme May 12, 2018
someone who is way too sassy; not fat
Wow Ronan, why are you being such a lardi today?
Lardi by Chicken Lardi March 17, 2017
Lariah's are pretty ,outgoing,loud girls who like to make other people happy. They love to sing&dance there not scared to be them selfs there always happy but if you get on there bad side your in trouble , they don't mind losing friends because its easy for them to make friends
"Lariah stop being loud"
lariah by Boombang September 12, 2013

Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.
You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)
Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010