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Derived from fat lard.
Someone stupid, dumb, fat, annoying, ect...
Ashley: You're ugly!
Julie: LARDIA!!!
lardia by Julieeghjhgjq June 3, 2006
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Couve'landia 

Couve'landia is slang for the city Vancouver located in Washington state north of Portland Oregon. The name derives from the combination of Portlandia, an nickname for Portland, Oregon and The Couve' another nickname for Vancouver Washington.

Many Couve'landians work in Portland, or used to live and work in Portland.

Vancouver another suburb of Portland although not as "hip".
I'm chillin' here in Couve'landia at the strip mall parking lot

Leave Portlandia, and live in Couve'landia.
Couve'landia by BuddyandDivine July 31, 2012
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lardia • lardtard • Ladias • Lardcakes • Larding • lariah • Lardface • larianny • Lariat • larda
A funny & nice person. But when it comes to things she doesn’t mess around. No second chances given . Normally brown hair . Skinny with good legs. Most of the time slow but pretty. Amazing girl that will be successful in the future.
Lariana is amazing and beautiful.
lariana by Heypersonitsme May 12, 2018
someone who is way too sassy; not fat
Wow Ronan, why are you being such a lardi today?
Lardi by Chicken Lardi March 17, 2017
Lariah's are pretty ,outgoing,loud girls who like to make other people happy. They love to sing&dance there not scared to be them selfs there always happy but if you get on there bad side your in trouble , they don't mind losing friends because its easy for them to make friends
"Lariah stop being loud"
lariah by Boombang September 12, 2013

Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.
You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)
Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.
Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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