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gooba

a racial slur towards black people, stronger than the n-word. usually used by short people to assert fake dominance.
man, that dude's a gooba!
by jamescharlesstan May 23, 2021
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goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive
Greg is a goober since he didn't call.
by pissed February 20, 2003
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goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.
BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.
by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004
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goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"
by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008
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[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.
"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach
by reverend esteban December 20, 2008
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GOOB

a kid who spells everything wrong, is obsessed with basketball but sucks and constantly says uneccesary things, and or chants and is easily fooled and is also fat
We ready We Ready- quit pulling a goob
ROY-goob
by Derren young goob January 19, 2011
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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
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