Definitions by pissed

ex-wife 

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

ex-wife by PISSED October 22, 2003

goober 

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

goober by pissed February 20, 2003