dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.

I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

dildo smack

jacob

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

Dildomination

The act of being dominated by a dildo.

Ex:1
Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."

Ex:2
Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."

by LJoe January 19, 2010

Dildogenence

1. (adj) Acting spineless and floppy like a wriggling fake penis.

2. (adj) Acting like a poser (fake) and a dick.

2. (adj) Something of awesome proportions and magnitude.

See also: Dildojo, Dildike, Dildoser and Dildisease

Guy1: Dude! He just slapped your mom!

Guy2: Really!?!

Guy1: You gotta go help her. Kill that guy!

Guy2: He looks kinda buff though......

Guy2: Don't look now, your dildogenence is showing...

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

Dildo mongrol

When a girl is crazy for dildos

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol

by Hairy quaola ass July 1, 2011