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Get the Don't be a stranger. mug.Miami Vice was based off of Don Johnson's sophomore year in high school.
Don Johnson's barber attempted to shave him once. After fifty razor blades and eight quarts of shaving cream, he was finally able to remove his five o'clock shadow. This was all on his 3rd birthday.
Don Johnson's good looks are able to bend space and time allowing him to exist in multiple dimensions at once. Unfortunately, Heartbeat isn't popular in any of them.
Don Johnson hates to be called Crockett.
Don Johnson's workout consists of 50 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, and sex with your mom.
The gel in Don Johnson's hair is causing the polar ice caps to melt.
Don Johnson used to bottle his sweat and sell it to single men claiming it will attract women. The product was later renamed Aqua Velva.
Princess Diana's limo swerved, not to avoid the paparazzi, but to avoid Don Johnson's blazer. Even her driver knew it was sacred and dared not run it over.
Don Johnson stole Mother Teresa's virginity. He then pawned it for cocaine.
Don Johnson's nickname for his penis was the basis for Tony The Tiger.
When he first proposed to Melanie Griffith, she said no. Let's just say it ended poorly for her and she soon changed her mind.
While using cocaine, Don Johnson recorded 4 seasons of Miami Vice in a record breaking 12 hours. He won 2 Emmy's and was voted Teacher of the Year.
The first American National Anthem was actually Heartbeat, by Don Johnson. Congress changed it after the powerful lyrics pushed the U.S. into war with Vietnam.
Don Johnson's top score in Centipede is 23,987,004, which was pretty good considering that he got that far on one quarter and three bottles of Rebel Yell.
The East Coast/West Coast Hip-Hop war officially came to an end when Don Johnson told the rappers to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Don Johnson doesn't wear socks with his loafers, not because it's fashionable, but because he forgets.
Don Johnson's barber attempted to shave him once. After fifty razor blades and eight quarts of shaving cream, he was finally able to remove his five o'clock shadow. This was all on his 3rd birthday.
Don Johnson's good looks are able to bend space and time allowing him to exist in multiple dimensions at once. Unfortunately, Heartbeat isn't popular in any of them.
Don Johnson hates to be called Crockett.
Don Johnson's workout consists of 50 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, and sex with your mom.
The gel in Don Johnson's hair is causing the polar ice caps to melt.
Don Johnson used to bottle his sweat and sell it to single men claiming it will attract women. The product was later renamed Aqua Velva.
Princess Diana's limo swerved, not to avoid the paparazzi, but to avoid Don Johnson's blazer. Even her driver knew it was sacred and dared not run it over.
Don Johnson stole Mother Teresa's virginity. He then pawned it for cocaine.
Don Johnson's nickname for his penis was the basis for Tony The Tiger.
When he first proposed to Melanie Griffith, she said no. Let's just say it ended poorly for her and she soon changed her mind.
While using cocaine, Don Johnson recorded 4 seasons of Miami Vice in a record breaking 12 hours. He won 2 Emmy's and was voted Teacher of the Year.
The first American National Anthem was actually Heartbeat, by Don Johnson. Congress changed it after the powerful lyrics pushed the U.S. into war with Vietnam.
Don Johnson's top score in Centipede is 23,987,004, which was pretty good considering that he got that far on one quarter and three bottles of Rebel Yell.
The East Coast/West Coast Hip-Hop war officially came to an end when Don Johnson told the rappers to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Don Johnson doesn't wear socks with his loafers, not because it's fashionable, but because he forgets.
It was not the Grinch, but rather Don Johnson who stole Christmas.
Miami used to be cold. That is until Don Johnson moved there.
After having sex with 50 women one evening, Don Johnson had a revelation. It would later be called The Muppets.
Don Johnson's epic song, Heartbeat, went triple platinum before he even wrote it.
The Book of Genesis details the birth of Don Johnson. The Earth took God 7 days to create. It took him 12 days to create Don Johnson. 10 of those days were spent on the stubble alone and the rest were spent inventing loafers to suit his needs.
The popular movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was based on a summer vacation Don Johnson took to Arizona in 1980.
When asked why he turned down the part of Marty McFly, in Back to the Future, Don Johnson replied: "I already went back in time, and unlike Marty, I had sex with my mother." Don Johnson strives fro realism.
Miami used to be cold. That is until Don Johnson moved there.
After having sex with 50 women one evening, Don Johnson had a revelation. It would later be called The Muppets.
Don Johnson's epic song, Heartbeat, went triple platinum before he even wrote it.
The Book of Genesis details the birth of Don Johnson. The Earth took God 7 days to create. It took him 12 days to create Don Johnson. 10 of those days were spent on the stubble alone and the rest were spent inventing loafers to suit his needs.
The popular movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was based on a summer vacation Don Johnson took to Arizona in 1980.
When asked why he turned down the part of Marty McFly, in Back to the Future, Don Johnson replied: "I already went back in time, and unlike Marty, I had sex with my mother." Don Johnson strives fro realism.
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Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
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Get the don't cross the streams mug.A Spanish soldier who is in love with the "country maid", Jaquenetta. Both are character's in (Super Genius) William Shakespeare's play "Love's Labour's Lost"
"I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
is basest, doth tread."
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by Hydragon February 13, 2005
Get the Don Adriano De Armado mug.Don Cross is an internationally used term for a little 2 foot crazy awesome african american who is loved by everyone for his little antics that make him famous. The term also refers to a use of words that does not make sense or an incomplete thought that Don often makes. Don can also be used as a replacement for the word "janitor" and/or "god". The term Don became equivalent to the word "god" in some countries because a legend named Don Cross successfully placed a dead pheasant in someone's locker without getting caught. Following this feat, Don was often bowed to by many. Don is now missed by many and is just as funny as he always was...but DON! STOP SMOKING POT!!!
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