condom

1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse

as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.

2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.

3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.

1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.

2. Boy: Should I fuck you?

Girl : You have a condom?

Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.

Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................

3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******

Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.

One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................

by godsman June 3, 2010

Condom

A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.

Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.

Jane: Why?

Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.

by Averant December 28, 2010

Concord

A small town in Eastern Massachusetts often confused with the capital of New Hampshire. Some "interesting" things happened there before out great grandparents were in diapers, and I don't mean depends. (Revolutionanry war, Henry David Thoreau, etc)

The minutemen in Concord killed a bunch of Brits in 1775.

by pacman January 30, 2004

south carolina condom

The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.

I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.

by ziggy muffins April 24, 2011

Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016

Concomitant Bozack

The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:

Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.

Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.

"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"

"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."

by BGre December 13, 2007

Conbot

A type of weasel, usually seen in small burrows. It is known for its incredible stupidity and its amazing ability to be terrible at anything and everything it does. The Conbot is one of the few natural examples of a jackass of all trades. The singing of the Conbot is lethal to all those who hear it.

Frank was found dead after listening to a Conbot rendition of Hey Jude

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008