Collins

A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.

Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"

by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 10, 2010

Collin

Collin a swell guy. Collin is shorter than his friends, but he has a big heart. He's got brown-green eyes that match the camo he wears all too often. He's got a kind personality where some people feel as though they want to protect him, like a little brother. He's often bullied, but the right people will stick be his side and defend him. He's also too skinny to hug, but those who care, manage. He's really nerdy, but it's a funny, adorable fan-boy kind of nerdy. He will marry Assassins Creed 3 one day.

Ben: Shut up, Collin!
Rachael: Ben, leave the kid alone!
Collin: I know your trying to help Rachael, but you you can't hug me like this forever. I can't breathe!

by rawr don't fuk with a fox December 9, 2012

Collin Valenti

Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.

I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.

by hhggdhb November 19, 2011

Balls Collins

A triple Tom Collins in a pint glass

Hey Barkeep! Pour me another Balls Collins!

by Laurentime October 14, 2008

audrianna collins

Audrianna Collins is a girl who is thicc asf, bsf with Ky'ara Holmes & Kelly G. Hates Estella Laboring * thats what she calls her* she has beef with everyone and can never keep a man... Thats the Tea Sis!

Audrianna Collins is a prep Lmaooooo

by Ssp_EXPOSERRRRRRRRRR123 April 22, 2019

Collin

Collin is a young man who tends to be mean to people. His features are likely to be tall, skinny, pale, blue or silver eyes, big nose, straight teeth, facial hair, bad acne, and light brown or dark blonde hair. For his love life, people he most likely to fall in love with are: Ashley, Melissa, Courtney, and Tammy. He wants more then he can get, for sexual intercourse. For a young man like him it's too much. That's why he's called a 'Creep.' Collin is a loud person and can be annoying but that's why some people like him. While others find him mean and rude. He can also be funny, odd, competitive and defensive.

"Collin...It's hard when people are disgustingly rude Being nice to people even if you don't care about them, is a good way to get more friends and then you might start to care about them."

"But, I like to be rude :) it makes me happy

"Must be Collin"

by Yourlifestruth January 1, 2012

collie

1. A breed of dog known for its herding ability
2. A huge bitch who draws strange crap when she isn't hugging puppies

1. Lassie was a collie
2. I wish Collie would shut the hell up

by zombieface March 6, 2005