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Pokey bum posh asphixi crank 

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
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soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition 

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”

Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR
Cream your crank by wood pigeon October 29, 2025

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking
A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.
Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death

crankgameplays 

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine
"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"
crankgameplays by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017