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blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010
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Blumpkin Cherry Bowl

Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.

This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.
I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.
by kd32178 February 9, 2010
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Blumpkinator

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.
by grilliam shakespeare October 21, 2011
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Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice

A mixture of Piss Female Cum, Vaginal Sweat, and occasional Period Blood, which is drunk by a man performing a Blumpkin on a woman. The man will start to thirst for more Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice, and become a Blumpaholic.
Steve: Man I’m thirsty for some of that Blumpkin Cunt Pussy Juice.
by ZJeski March 28, 2020
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Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum
Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum
by Jewpurman July 14, 2020
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anti-blumpkin

The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.
Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!
by MundyGodman May 16, 2006
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Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009
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