Basic Bitch

Any girl named Hayley

Guy 1: Man that girls such a Hayley
Guy 2: Yeah a total basic bitch

by OhClemmy November 7, 2023

Basic Bitch

She has a lotus tattoo on her foot or ankle and brassy bleached stripes in mousy brown hair. She goes to bars and orders the "special" and post tacky photos of her drinks on her social media. She wants to date a doctor and is more suited to a dude that can handle her banal conversation and stupid fart jokes. Her idea of a dream vacation I sLas Vegas or an all inclusive resort in Mexico and she feels well traveled. She is 40, fat and not fabulous however hoping for a man to rescue her from her existence. She thinks her cat makes her special and uses it to pose for selfies. Ohh and she uses those aprkel filters for teen girls even though she is middle aged.

Damn that basic bitch answering the phones at the office keeps looking for a one nighter and I do not think it is worth the shame.

by savoir September 13, 2023

Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022

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by sifyjeidirhkrlfirhrntnfiurkrof April 10, 2022

Basic dick

The male equivalent of a basic bitch

Oh my God Lana he is such a basic dick.

by Donaven July 3, 2021

Basic Basses

Basic Basses is defined as a person who plays bass in a band. They are known by the bands name or recognized at a show, but do not the the notoriety that a lead singer of drummer may have.

Basic Basses as defined above: " I love that band ______, Eddie the singer is so hot, and the basses is ok too. But I can never remember his name, he's just a basic basses.

by Duchess13 April 10, 2021

Basic Ghost

Basic Ghost is a male that will steal your man and most likely convert him to LGBTQ+

Basic Ghost is waiting for his time.

by Asguard the Bold May 15, 2023