The sexiest man in the whole multiverse. Anyone with the name “kolby brooks” has the biggest dick ever and is worshiped by woman for no reason other than the size of his dick. The name “kolby brooks” comes from momma April and the man himself Jeff.
Girl: Hey is that “kolby brooks”?
Girl 2: Yeah, heard he has a massive dick!
Girl: I need to worship him now.
Girl 2: Yeah, heard he has a massive dick!
Girl: I need to worship him now.
by Cheese The Grater June 4, 2020
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Get the nikki brooks mug.A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.
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Get the brook landers mug.While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"
I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.
This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!
People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.
This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!
People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.
by countryboybutbrookielover March 22, 2009
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by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006
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