Alyssa Jaylene Rivera is a 5’5 or 5’6 girl , latina, with curly hair whos very funny, beautiful but doesn’t think she is sometimes, caring, can be your therapist, gives amazing advice, and someone who makes your life better. She overthinks everything, and is still in love with her ex but tries to move on. She gets nervous and shy around anyone she has a crush on but once she gets comfortable shes CRAZY. Never let go of a girl like her, she’s literally one of a kind💎.
by some1ydk June 3, 2022

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning”
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

" Alyssa Perez really likes that stinky bum white boy?"
32: " danm is that Alyssa Perez? I wanna hit."
32: " danm is that Alyssa Perez? I wanna hit."
by rebeccarose January 20, 2024

Can’t afford to buy a portable charger so asks someone at JB HiFi for a staff discount. A true con artist
by Rumpus1315 October 18, 2021

A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs
by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019

A girl whose hair is usually in buns and never has her hair out due to her mother saying no. She has a boyfriend and they are planning scandalous things. She usually has 4 close friends and one of them is very short. She always says she's taller than everybody but in reality she is the fourth tallest in the group.
"Damn Alyssa crazy."
"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
