Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

by listerine69 April 23, 2019

Alyssa Janice

Someone who is overly sexy. Someone who you look at and you’re like holy shit id put a baby in that

Damn Alyssa Janice is fuckin sexy id put a baby in her quicker then a dog eats it’s vomit

by Lissykinsz01 May 5, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you

Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine

by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019

ALYSSA

SHE IS A BEST FRIEND. SHGE WILL WORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVING FRIEND THAT WILLBE AT YOUR SIDE. SHE WILL PUT HWR PROBLEMSASIDE AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH (EVEN WHEN YOU DONT ASK FOR IT). SHE CAN BE TOUGH AT TIMESAND BE A LITTLE AGRESSIVE, BUT BE ASSURED ALYSSA IS A PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON.

ME: OW. ALYSSA, WHY?
ALYSSA: BECAUSE I WUV YOU
ME: IWUV U TOO.

by IRRELEVANT_HUMAN8 May 18, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.

A:Alyssa is ugly

B: Yeah she is

by Starr_fishh_ February 23, 2019

Alyssa N

She is a very talented person and loves to dance, she is a very flat person but a great friend they have hard times finding a boyfriend but will get one. They are sometimes a bit whole too

Alyssa N is so funny

by Melon1806 June 3, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who is very nice and intelligent. Although she is very kind, she can get mad. Sometimes, Alyssa gets constipated. That’s how she has a small booty. #pleasedontrejectussmallbootygirls

Omg is that an Alyssa?! She has such A small booty!!

by urbandictonaryqween June 10, 2019