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Alyssa

Alyssa is the name of a dumb slut. She twerks all over town, flopping her booty every which way.
Watch out, Alyssa is about to twerk us all into oblivion!
by Dannyboat December 19, 2019
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alyssa

alyssa is a very crazy girl. but she’s pretty so it’s all good. sometimes it may even seem like she’s high but she’s not so don’t worry.
look at that girl acting high. i think her name is alyssa.
by harshisucks December 30, 2019
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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!
Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.
by Angryabby April 21, 2019
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Alyssa Kancler

A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.
Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.
by Howdydoda April 21, 2019
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Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.
"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
by listerine69 April 23, 2019
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Alyssa Janice

Someone who is overly sexy. Someone who you look at and you’re like holy shit id put a baby in that
Damn Alyssa Janice is fuckin sexy id put a baby in her quicker then a dog eats it’s vomit
by Lissykinsz01 May 5, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you
Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine
by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019
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