Alyssa

Is gay

Yeah that girl alyssa is kinda gay no cap

by Hamfbxudnsn May 6, 2022

Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.

Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.

by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.

Alyssa might actually be happy someday.

by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021

alyssa

literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.

also she’s probably really gay as well lolz

Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them

Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me

by daffysduck July 18, 2022

alyssa

smelly. and loves pippa

alyssa heyyyyy!

by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021

Alyssa

A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"

by tylewis March 17, 2024

ALYSSA

SHE IS A BEST FRIEND. SHGE WILL WORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVING FRIEND THAT WILLBE AT YOUR SIDE. SHE WILL PUT HWR PROBLEMSASIDE AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH (EVEN WHEN YOU DONT ASK FOR IT). SHE CAN BE TOUGH AT TIMESAND BE A LITTLE AGRESSIVE, BUT BE ASSURED ALYSSA IS A PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON.

ME: OW. ALYSSA, WHY?
ALYSSA: BECAUSE I WUV YOU
ME: IWUV U TOO.

by IRRELEVANT_HUMAN8 May 18, 2019