Zooted

being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane

Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!

by Chiefin on itttt. July 29, 2009

zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

zooged

Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

zooder

The act of having anal sex in a pool then taking the arms of your partner then grab her had while you are in climax and drown your partner in the pool

I didn't like Tammy so Jake said fuck it! Give her a zooder

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Zoodled

Zoodled. When one Is so high they’re “Special”

Mannn, I’m so zoodled.
This stuff Got me Zoodled

by King-Dj October 6, 2018

Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019