1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.
Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.
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Get the zonken mug.The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.
"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."
"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."
"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."
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Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.
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