Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

Willy Wonka Style

When you sleep with head next to feet, like the grandparents did in willy wonka. Great for that person you don't quite want to spoon.

He wasn't hot so I would only let him spoon willy wonka style with me.

by Luke W January 22, 2006