Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》You Can Only Take Off Wireless Network from Television With Remote Control《.7.9.7.6.》

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 5, 2025

wireless

Having autism. From Spectrum Wireless + Autism spectrum.

Boris was acting exceedingly wireless when on his first date with that girl.

by nspire clubbist July 29, 2025

spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.

Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.

by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022

wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.

"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."

by Wendell G February 8, 2013

wirelessness

When a wireless device is no longer connected wirelessly.

my mouse is suffering wirelessness

by Dches May 29, 2017

Moorizon Wireless

The art of stalking a fellow co worker outside of a bathroom door listening to the worker dedicate, then blame the worker of having a cell phone on him.

Someone might be on a cell phone-Hope he is using Moorizon wireless.

by Bamako May 7, 2021