Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.

Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.

by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023

spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.

Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.

by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022

EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs

Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing

by random customer October 13, 2011

wireless charger

a charger that has a wire its kinda like a pad or a little circle thing you plug in and you put a phone or a watch on it and it charges it

hey my phones about to fuck itself do you have a chidger

no i dont i have a wireless charger tho

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018