wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

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Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

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whenTF

usually means "When the fuck"
People will typically add "did I ask" to the end of it

Person 1: whenTF
Person 2: when what?
Person 1: when TF did I ask?

by Josh_Joseph March 8, 2021

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Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

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Wheetey

A person who is optimistic; never order his/her drinks with less ice at Starbucks; believes that NBA teams like the Suns can win a championship.

<No Body> ......

<Wheetey> Suns going to take it all the way!! Yay!!

by CarneFromTheBlock June 15, 2021

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The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.

Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."

by dshban January 23, 2011

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