wenis

A pants boner. As opposed to elbow skin.

'So I heard that Diana was playing with your pants boner.'

by Xd6 June 12, 2005

wenis

to have a small willy

james wagg has a wenis

by danny wenis August 5, 2006

wenis

A woman's (faux)penis, most likely induced by her pants' crotch being too large.

"Whoa dude...my wenis is totally showing!"
"His penis is so small it's practically a wenis!"
"I hate these pants; they give me a wenis."

by Still Mandurr May 26, 2006

wenis

A penis in the state of puberty in which it no longer is a wiener but has not yet achieved full penis status.

"My wenis has 15 pubes on it!

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

wenis

A cross between a Penis and a Wenis.

Also a stuffed animal turtle that was touched by a human penis.

HAHAH WENIS!

Poor frank was touched by a penis. i hope it didnt hurt his shell...

by babablacksheep April 16, 2004

wenis

1.What everyone(especially Yomom) is, except me.
2.A cross between a weiner, and a penis.
3.A slang term for a girls vagina.

1.Hey! I just saw the big fat wenis walkin down the street!(Yomom)
2.You forgot to tell me not to touch your wenis!
3.I licked Val's wenis!(said by:Yomom)

by Lerris April 13, 2004

wenis

a young indian man's pen15.

Amir, have you been to the wenis factory today?
No, Amol, i have not.
oh
ok

by packer mc fudge May 13, 2005