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Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.
I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.
by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012
mugGet the Unexpected toke.mug.

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
mugGet the Unexpected Loadmug.

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.
There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.
by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024
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Unexpected Pregnanslay

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022
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