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Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!
by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017
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Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.
Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022
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nose-underwire

When a mask 😷 that is worn to protect others from getting airborne illnesses is worn UNDER your nose.
“Wish that dipshit would fix their nose-underwire so I don’t get sick!”
by Dump-Trump 2020 September 13, 2020
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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
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Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.
Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?
by MartiniMic April 25, 2011
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Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky
Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”
by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019
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Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.
That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.
by ZwordZ July 6, 2008
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