Turdite

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite

I found a nice piece of turdite today.

by worderizer January 5, 2021

Turkistan

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023

turdsterstudell

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.

I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.

by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

chicken turdis

A word of ranking how much you hate someone.
Chicken turdis-really nice person

Mama you bought me food so you are a chicken turdis.

by Unknown200511 June 21, 2017

Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023