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human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
by udo August 10, 2003
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Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!
Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.
by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009
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unfurl the tripod

to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl.
Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tripod on her. Now I've been tapping that ass like it was a keg of natty.
by Nicholas D October 27, 2003
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Coyote Tripod

A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.
With the pope and the president both visiting, downtown is gonna be a real coyote tripod.
by konamixplate June 30, 2012
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Japanese Tripod

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.
Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.
by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006
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grab Tripod

Male Anatomy

Another word to describe a penis.

A word used to define a male private parts
Also known as grab stick
Dont grab at my grab tripod.
by Lanore May 16, 2019
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Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.
"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"
by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005
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