human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

human tripod by udo August 10, 2003

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

unfurl the tripod 

to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl.

Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tripod on her. Now I've been tapping that ass like it was a keg of natty.

unfurl the tripod by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

Coyote Tripod 

A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.

With the pope and the president both visiting, downtown is gonna be a real coyote tripod.

Coyote Tripod by konamixplate June 30, 2012

Japanese Tripod 

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.

Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.

Japanese Tripod by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006

grab Tripod 

Male Anatomy

Another word to describe a penis.

A word used to define a male private parts
Also known as grab stick

Dont grab at my grab tripod.

grab Tripod by Lanore May 16, 2019

Walking Tripod 

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

Walking Tripod by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005