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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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Tramatime

The time spent when under the effects of Tramadol.
"Hey bro, it's Tramatime" when you're about to get on the Trama!
by Phaman December 7, 2011
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Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder

An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:

-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:

Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!

Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!

Few minutes later...

Joe: Yes! We tied it!

(Kel runs in the room)

Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!

Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.

Example 2:

Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!

Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!

Joe: Chill, Kel!

Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.

Example 3:

Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?

Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.

Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?

Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!

Example 4:

Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!

Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.

Joe: PTCD?

Kel: Yup.

Example 5:

Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!

Kel: Yeah, whatever.

Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!

Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!

Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!

Example 6:

I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
by CloudSephiroth247 July 16, 2011
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The intense disappointment and lethargy experienced by students who have school after the promise of a big snowstorm
dude, we have a huge test today, why aren't you cramming?
Man, total post traumatic weatherman disorder
by big dunk February 3, 2009
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traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real
by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018
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Traumatic Finish

Term originated from the GamesCage defining any traumatic event that may leave huge wounds to anyone who witnessed it.
Traumatic Finish as in: "TRAUMATIC FINIIIIIIIIISH" DA DA DA DA DAADADADADADADAAAAAAA
by JEVILtheguy March 6, 2021
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trasmatic

Trasmatic is an amazing, handsome person, he deserves the world
If trasmatic sees this, he owes me a hug
by Toga_glitchh July 10, 2021
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