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moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.
"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"
by aba March 28, 2005
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shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.
Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!
by septembereighth September 21, 2018
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Bring to the table

1.Someone who has qualities which represents something out of the normal.

2. Someone who should be represented because of what they do or say that places them out of the realm of this world.
Its all about what people bring to the table
by Godfather970105 July 3, 2006
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under the table

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

2. in secret
He was under the table after three beers.
by Light Joker May 27, 2006
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run the table

The act of hitting all the requisite balls during a billiards game in one turn to win.
Doing it on one's first turn on the table is to doing it any other time in the game is as getting a royal flush is to getting a straight flush in poker.
We were hill hill and I didn't get anything on the break and the rat bastard ran the table on me.
by King Gabey March 25, 2004
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run the table

To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.
Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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set the table

When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
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