Textgasm

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.

by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010

textasperated

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

textmosphere

The metaphysical place where text messages go after you send them but before they get to the recipient.

1. (General) I can't believe we sent those messages at the same time. They must have passed in the textmosphere.
2. (as an excuse) I know I sent it, I don't know why you didn't get it. Musta got lost in the textmosphere.

by Collinwood Shooz August 22, 2011

Textmance

A relationship that works great over text, but fails in real life.

Kelly and Andrew had a total textmance. They flirted for three months over text, but broke up after the first date!

by A1an July 14, 2011

textmanship

the way a person composes a text message.

by the way, you're textmanship is perfect.
btw ur textmanship is b@d. rofl :D

by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012